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The author: Tatyana Zimbuli

 

THE MAN OF SCIENCE

 

My husband - the scientist. Present. On the one hand, it is interesting. On the other hand, it is necessary to be the scientist too.
Somehow time, having come to it in an office, I in despair have tried to talk to it about something universal. It has not turned out. And then I have told:
- That you with me already to talk has forgot in language of simple nations of the world, it is a trouble floor. But you already and to write about what human cannot! Only scientific phrases, yes scientific articles! Though terrestrial something would write, for a family, for people!
Also left, victoriously bearing a head on shoulders.
All. I have forgotten about this performance. But it was not all and not all have forgotten. After a while, month, maybe, two, the husband has called me to itself in an office and has solemnly told, what it has satisfied my request and has written the story "What they are people?". Here it.

"At my place there is a cat, Кузя. A cat, probably, as a cat. Anything especially from other house cats not differing. Though, as any owner of the house favourite, I could tell about it long and substantially. As it has appeared at us in the house, what adventures has gone through, as it has relations with me and with other members of a family. How much he loves or does not love visitors as behaves in different typical and unexpected situations. As happens it is eloquent, meeting us in the evenings, yes at whom on shoulders prefers sometimes поурчать. Probably, the story about all it would help us to leave on the interesting generalisations, concerning inconsistent unity of the nature and culture, like reasonings on separately taken obstinate donkey or a fantastic young fox. But, habitually observing sitting next Кузьмича, I have reflected on other.

For certain to the majority it is familiar, as animals see off a sight of the operating person - when we move a chair, we take from a shelf the book, we thumb through it, something we write out, and we make other usual human manipulations. It would be most pleasant to believe, that animals test in such cases something similar to envy, admiration. We however would not run into arrogance, attributing house favourites these experiences? Whether really in a sight of my cat about what I have just told contains? Here I also have tried to observe it when he observes of us in turn. Has tried to ponder, вчувствоваться in its conditions. The text offered more low - result of similar experience, attempt to understand, not that we think about «brothers our smaller», and that they think of us, that they could inform about us to the hypothetical interlocutor. So - word Кузьмичу:

TIME. I will begin, of course, with the main time of day, night. How many I live on light (and me the twelfth year, and it gives the right to confident generalisations), in any way in sense I will not take THEIR manner to squander the most gold time. First I operated, perhaps, a little artlessly: tried to carry away THEIR example. But experience has unequivocally shown, that neither to silent my speeches, nor sonorous calls THESE anaemic beings not внемлют. Having understood, that direct arrangements do not bring fruits, and THEY persistently refuse to leave on hunting or at least on games, I have changed tactics. I began to convict THEM: in the daytime has started to choose наизаметнейшее a place in dwelling and to show to THEM as they shamefully look, indulging in the most unseemly time to a dream. All for nothing! I suspect even, that at THEM has developed absolutely превратное opinion on my didactic enterprises.

SPACE. The way of THEIR inclusion in the world directs at sad reflexions. THEY are not able to go on four finitenesses! And, as show supervision, a way of life which IT свойствен, дурноприобретаем as at small age THEIR each cub behaves naturally, and only gradually, probably, catching inability (and can - fear), ceases to move it is high-grade, and it is almost exclusive all movings become THEM upright. It is no wonder, that THEIR spatial possibilities are sharply limited, they cannot вспрыгнуть neither on a window sill, nor on a table, even (ridiculously to tell!) on a chair. However, "even the wisest of us can make a mistake", - probably, and the worm is able to creep better ours - it is necessary to recognise, that when I have come to be in any inconceivable image below, under a so-called loggia, I was dragged home by my zamuhryshka-owner.

VALUES. How many at THEM in dwelling of unnecessary things, how many nothing мотивированных actions, how many not nice sounds and smells! Sometimes with тоскою and pity you watch how someone from THEM operates растопыристыми with paws and something takes from a shelf or moves on a table. It simply horror! How so much efforts to spend for external subjects are possible and not to develop itself - not to raise шёрстку, not to move ears? Obviously language is not to destination used by THEM. I do not speak about correlative value of sense of smell, hearing, intuition. From this point of view THEY - are exclusively underdeveloped.

MANNERS. THEIR monstrous awkwardness simply does not give in to retelling. Neither a hinder leg to lick, nor a back to curve, under a sofa plainly to climb. And dirty creatures what! How many time was necessary to punish THEM for out of time released pallet (deliberately to spoil with a number) - all science does not go IT to use. Even opposite, after such lessons with THEM there is something like a hysterics - inability more often to seize situation or at least information forces THEM to shout, stamp feet, to splash a saliva.

MOVEMENT. This theme if to admit, me a little in burden. But objectivity for the sake of - I will express. The matter is that because of THEM of conceived idle trips from time to time I should bear inexpressible humiliations. Can present, the brisk company pushes you in a bag, then it zip, so hardly the head manages to be exposed outside, and you carry, carry in any loud, crowded sheds somewhere at the other end of the world. And at last, when from bumpiness and humiliation you run into more and more deep saving sleepiness, suddenly you find out, that the bag costs on the earth, and the lightning is unbuttoned. Most mean, that hardly you, on disobedient feet, creep out on will - THEY stand around and clap ITSELF on knees, shouting: «Look, on-plastunski creeps!» And it would be desirable THEM as steam of hours помурыжить in a bag, and then to let out … But main заковыка all the same not in it. And that having released from сумкового a captivity, I appear it is deprived those few-malskih didactic possibilities about which hardly was говорено earlier: the hygienic pallet, наизаметнейших places. Inevitably in these conditions THEY leave from under my control, run wild.

DISTINCTIONS. Surprising business, despite an evident primitiveness of THESE creations, by closer consideration is found out, that THEY are extremely various. However, it is not excluded, that distinctions are generated by anything other as inept actions of the nature - after all unique happens or something ingenious, or inept. Whether not so? Here and THEY each other far do not repeat. Gait, the form of feet, a voice timbre, in the way of manner, power. And should notice, that the most decent to me the smallest human offsprings see - THEIR artless actions happen not palatable, but in them are not present hypocrisy shades. Will seize by a tail - so will seize, instead of creep with экивоками, lusciously starting talking and in the meantime preparing for you a bag or any клизму.

WILL. Apparently, at one of THEM the will is not developed at least a little considerably. So, never saw, that someone from THEM has managed to stay more than pair of minutes, looking in a window. And after all it very much душеполезное employment - you sit and you see, how fly by, it is far, it is close, the most different birds. You sit, teeth you creak, a tail on a window sill you crawl, and to jump do not dare. Very much develops! And THEY - that for one catch, for another. That to the piano will sit down. And after all such tool remarkable - beat on keys, from top to bottom or from top to bottom, soul please. So in any way patience does not suffice THEM methodically to play one after another. All strum вперебой.

RELIC. But the present consolation to myself I find, observing of THEIR cult rituals. Really, when you see THEIR stood in reverential poses, you hear the concealed breath occasionally interrupted with prayful exclamations necessarily you think how much THEY can forgive for it! And - paradox! - THEY worship more willingly at all together, and one by one. From this I conclude about THEIR deepest religiousness: pray not for show. And the special piety causes that the subject, THEM honoured, looks is banal enough - as idle time shone (and sometimes flickering) a box.

As a whole - despite THEIR eccentrical character, on THEIR awkwardness, несобранность, slowness, lack of will, несамодостаточность - persistently I stand that on the nature THEY quite harmless beings - opened, artless, peaceful. It can be charged, that THEY do not bite each other, did not see at someone from THEM the scratched eyes or the torn ears. Give to Them Their God of cheeful mood and not empty refrigerator ".

It is shaken, surprised … And any more did not ask it to talk to me about something universal: has decided to learn its language. I try …
 

 

5.05.07